Caitlyn/Cady
Sentimental and introverted.
Self-acclaimed nerd.
Welcome to the Psychiatric Ward
I am a master of subtlety, but not many people notice that.
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
Time to update my vocabulary.
oh my god the roaring 20s and flappers and slang this is highly relevant to my interests
(via goldengal1234)
(Source: itwasneversummer, via sindain)
ok so today at fanime
like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever
and then gamzee got in this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day
(My ovaries…weren’t prepared for that~)((ooc: shit, Denmark with long hair.. ok I’ll just die of bloodless and happy now))
-YESSSSSS- MOTHERFUCKING -THIS- ))
I have the biggest lady boner right now, just omg!
Oh me gusta!
(via lokis-chocolate-cock)
A horse is speaking to me.
This is absurd.
same
He has feelings you know.
(via lokis-chocolate-cock)
- me reading fanfiction: THEY GON FUCK
- me reading a long fanfiction: WHEN THEY GON FUCK
- me writing fanfiction: NOW THEY GON FUCK
- me reading m rated fanfiction: WHY THEY DIDN'T FUCK
who cares about gender let’s all just kiss and eat sandwiches
(via lokis-chocolate-cock)
I think we all know who wins here.
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
I see your Ellen Degeneres
and I raise you Stephen Fry
I see your Stephen Fry and raise you one Misha Collins
I SEE YOUR MISHA COLLINS
AND RAISE YOU ONE KEANU REEVES
I SEE YOUR KEANU REEVES. AND RAISE YOU MORGAN FREEMAN.
(via pigeonsandrainbows)
How can I be Captain America when everything is from china?!
I KNOW THAT FEEL CAPTAIN
I KNOW IT CAP
(via pigeonsandrainbows)
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(via unironicpadillcox)
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh, via youarethebutt)
